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Hear Ye, Hear Ye...the Family Enduro Series has officially begun...
Many thanks go out to the Kankakee Trail Riders for hosting an awesome event...course used some of the past years national trails and a host of new stuff that was both fun and interesting for the riders...
Also, Kudos need to go out to Team Green and Jeff Fredette...Fred had a boat load of green stuff that he felt compelled to give away to the kids as entertainment (ours...not his....I think)...at any rate....it filled up the time between last rider off and the ritual of the handing out of the plastic...Fred had the kids (and oddly enough, parents) in a frenzie over Green stickers, Green Hats, Green shirts, Green bears, etc....I was proud of Ezra who dragged me up to the tent only to dismiss the houpla and drag me around the pits where there were much more interesting things to look at like cow pies, ant hills (not aunt hills), and sticks...oh yes...the joys and simple pleasures of being 3....and 1/2...never a dull moment...after we strolled around the grounds once we found ourselves back at the tent and Jeff was still standing on his quad...this time with lunch boxes and the kids must have been 5 deep all screaming their best guess answers to Fred's Fabulous Enduro Jeopardy...oh yes...the kids were expected to know things like "Who is the current District 15 Enduro Chairman", or "Who was the Dristrict 17 Enduro Champ" or "Who placed third overall in last year's Family Enduro Series"....ah yes...to a hasbeen like myself I found this excercise wonderful and as Ezra dragged me back to the truck for his 3rd can of soda and 7th oreo I was gleaming from the possibility of being immortalized in history via the Prophet Fred...at least for one year anyway...but i digress...
My mom and dad came up to the event to show their support and make sure we were not under nurished...i think my mom fed Ez 3 Cokes, 13 Oreo's, 4 hotdogs, another Coke and then some applesauce...and this was just for lunch...so much for the perfectly timed eating schedule and nutritious bananna's and peanutbutter and honey sandwiches I made...oh well...I realized a while ago that you really can't fight the powers of grandparents...anyway...while ezra was downing his 3rd Coke he saw Jeff open an umbrella...a big green umbrella...this was more than any tired, dusty, over-caffinated 3 yo could handle and a bee line was hence-forth-hence made toward Fred the Jolly Green Jester...i threw down my peanuttbutterhoneybananna sandwich i did my best to keep up with little E whos wheels were but a blur...i eventually caught him in mid air making a leap from some other mom's shoulders in row three toward Fred's outstretched hands...Ez was disappointed and we hung around as Jeff gave out a couple more umbrella's...at three...umbrellas are some of the most fascinating mechanical instruments known to childhood...anyway...we went back into the tent and found our scorecard...we were sitting in thrid whcih i was happy with considering the day we had had...
my dad got lost and started following Sunday's arrows so EZ and I were on our own with no timekeeping equipment and me just trying to ride the pace...i saw a guy with a 17 do his count down before the next possible and then i started my 1-1ooo, 2-1ooo, 3-1ooo...my intent was to count up to min 20 and then try to go into the check...well...historically i count slow so i sped it up a bit in my head trying to compensate...mmm....luckliy, ezra was content to just watch squirlls and pick the sand boogers out of his nose for a bit so all was working out well...58-1ooo, 59-1ooo....time to go...as i reached down to kick it over, ezra screams at me....daddy daddy....my eyes....my eyes....i quickly look only to find that his goggles had slipped and the fuzzy sweat catching foam was pressing sweet salty sweat into his precious little eyeballs....ouch...ok...so 23 seconds later we were back to kicking it over and getting on down the trail....braaap.....braaapp.....round the next corner and there is the big green and white E...man oh man....we almost zeroed...5 secs off at 20m25s....awsome...it was a good day....at the reset we found poppa and all was right in little E's universe as we had our timekeeper extrodinaire back with us...
ez got bored during the 10m reset so we begain riding around cow trailling and seeing what fun we could have just bombing up and down...eventually poppa gave us the thumbs up and we could continue on on our min...several people in front of us were a little off the pace...so...ez and i found the best possbile route around...all while maintaining the require 25ft from an arrow at any given time...we blazed trail and made up time and were smiling ear to ear...oh what fun...braappp...brraaaappp.....uh-oh...we did get hung up on one log that high-centered the bike...ez asked me why i stopped...uh....good question...wanna Coke? OK...not really...he stayed on the bike and i eased the throttle on and rocked him over the log and off we went...zero...zero....zero...we had a great day going...next E check we were almost early and picked up 23s more...still we were riding well and i was very happy...ezra was loving being out in the woods and i was amazed at his endurance....
we checked in to the last section with a zero...picked up 20s at the E check in the middle and then it was on the gas to the finish...the grass track was the final test and it was awesome....it was ezra's favorite part and he was ginggling and screaming faster faster faster...ok..3rd gear....all laughs....4th gear and a woohoo....life is grand...i'm like riding at 80% true enduro pace and we are just having a real blast...sliding both wheels through turns and getting sideways on the gas through the exits...i wonder what the other preschoolers did this weekend???
Jeff must have laid out the grass track because the dead last thing before the check out was a giant spiril...4th gear in.....then 3rd....the 2nd....then 1st for the flip-flop and back out again....this was something I first saw at the Polish ISDE and it has always stuck in my head...so much so my dad and I cut one out behind the barn to practice on...this was awesome...ez and i were whooping and holarin' and just goin' for it...uh oh...the check out...whooops.....we blew it...4mins early...8pts...there went our 0m48s out the window...oh well...we still had a great time...and that 4mins could never take away the dusty permagirns...
ok...now back to Fred...you see....up until ez met Fred...green was just a color...it was his favorite color and that's really all that mattered about green....as such, we have a green helmet, green pants, green shirt....you get the picture...it's a definite theme with ezra to the point that i went out and bought a kdx for us to trail around on...Fred sent us some parts...we put them on...bike worked well...and all was good...or so i thought...my dad's motor didn't make it back from Thumper so i lent him the kdx thinking he and ez would ride together...my dad opted out as he didn't feel safe as he wasn't familure with the bike...so...ez and i rode my bike....after some talking and pleading and a promise to ride the green bike later...all was good...which was great....cause everyone knows orange is faster than green...
well....or so i thought...turns out Fred is a Genius sent her from Mars to turn all little kids into future KDX pilots...Fred brought back out the Kawasaki lunch boxes and EZ went nuts...off the charts..."Daddy...shoulders" was the comand...go go go....so to the front I went went went...jeff was holding a lunch box and taking to the kids on the other side when Fred says something that associates Team 'Green' and Kawasaki....a light goes off in my 3 year old's head and the next thing you know....
....i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki
....i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki
....i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki...i love kawasaki
...holy cow....jeff is like the pied pipper leading all these kids to edge of their local kawasaki dealerships...my word...this is going to be expensive...at any rate...jeff is a true gentlemen and a real value to the sport...
next weekend...the spring pine cone enduro and tree planting...
see you down the trail..
--troy
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