This guy, I address as Señor Bag. As an ex-militant federally, he roams the streets with his bar code reminiscent comb-over. Constantly aspiring for the next mission, the next adrenalin rush, the next anything. His sweat drenched camouflage fatigues trigger nostalgic memory of the halcyon days of my youth, working in the rice fields of the Saga prefecture … just kidding.

Jokes aside, Señor Bag is a key member or our society. His advice over the years has helped me through some very difficult times. Distilled, Senor Bag’s life methodology is: Honesty, respect and family.