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Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Race: Black Jack, Breakfast Buffet a GO-GO.

So I decided to give the inaugural Dawn to Dusk race put on by DCB Extreme Adventures a try. As I am planning to do Old Pueblo a try this year I thought it would be a good warm up act as well as give me a change to try some new strategies for training a try. My new theories are experimental though so try them at your own risk. My pre race training for this one broke from my normal retain as I knew I would need extra strength and mental fortitude to get through. This new plan consisted of eating as much food as humanly possible at the MGM Grand breakfast buffet the weekend before. In addition I sharpened my skills of perception by losing 50 bucks at the Black Jack table. I really wanted to challenge my mental game though so I selected the table with the best view of a couple of GO-GO Dancers. Their hotness proved to be a worth testing ground to see if I could count cards while watching gyrating flesh all at the same time. Just when I would think I had an upper hand on the gals their skillful cunning proved to be to much for me because they would switch out for two more fresh dancers requiring from me a few new looking overs.. Sure I could have gone to another table but this is how committed I am to training. Contrary to what I originally thought though mental training is only part of the game, and as important as proper food storage in the body is this also plays a small part. While I am not totally ready to abandonee my theory that Black Jack, breakfast buffets and dancing girls is a fun and affective off season training regimen I think it will need some more research. So with my experimental training under the belt, so to speak I got up nice and early Saturday morning and meet the other guys from Focus out at McDowell Mountain. (Those of you who raced here at the NORBA know the place) My bike was rocked out in super star fashion by the best wrench in the valley, Glen at South Mountain Cycles. Thankfully I decided to team up with Brian Barrett as a two man team for the day. Brian finished the Xterra national championship in 6th place so you know how hard core he is. (You can also see his picture here in a Tri geek magazine published a couple months ago.) Brian was picked to head out first and as dawn approached and he left for the first lap menacing dark clouds crested over the top of McDowell Mountain. Within thirty minutes it was an all out down pour. Brian came in around 10th or 11th place and I left the safety of the heated exchange tent into the storm. As much as I would like to relive every painful second of the race with you I will give you the general idea. Peddle in a wash, pedal with a crazy cross wind, climb some muddy hills, pass a couple people, exchange timing chips with Brian, crash in the team trailer for forty minutes in newly changed clothing, stand in the exchange tent for a few minutes, then repeat. It was in the middle of my 3rd 15 mile lap though that I realized just how cool mountain biking is. I had made the long five mile climb up the fire road in the rain and had turned to face the wind when I thought I was in for another huge gust in the face. I could hear the approach roaring up in front of me. I was wrong though, it wasn’t wind at all. Rather the washes at the top of the course flooded between my laps and now I was staring right at a real desert flash flood in all of its glory. I trusted in the power of my big wheels to carry me through but when the power of the water swept my hoops with the authority of a ninja master I knew there would be no riding it. Luckily my cat like reflexes kept me from falling all the way in and I quickly ran through and jumped back on the bike. I rode another 100 yards and came to the next wash. This one was even deeper faster. I dismounted and jumped in with my bike over my shoulder. Jumping however was the wrong move as I kept going down long after I thought I should have hit the bottom. The sandy water ran up to my knee and beyond. The guy behind me came crashing in on his single speed without realizing the depth. The water swept him, only he wasn’t quick enough to get out of his pedals and the wash took him and his bike under and down a few feet before he pooped up and scrambled to regain his footing. I carried on through the next 3 water traps before coming to the largest, not only was it deep but long. No joke I turned the corner into it and looked out just in time to see and hear a lightning strike in the distance as seven or eight riders scrambled through to the other side walking as best they could against the current. This was when it really hit me. I could be at work doing some overtime in my warm dry cubical with the other hamsters. I could be on the couch watching collage football with a beer and some popcorn but myself along with the other real men of the Phoenix metro area where out fighting each other and the elements. By the last lap of the day my will was broken. My time went down and I lost our team a podium position by getting passed and coming in two minutes after 3rd place. My mental training did pay off though. Instead of thinking about the cold water trapped in my shoes on the last lap I closed my eyes for a brief second and thought about black Jack and I got on through.
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