If you're just starting to snowboard or have been boarding since they can remember, this is for you:
for thou that stands upon the board of snow, shal thou be protected from shaterd limbs and broken boards. Thou shal be proud of thay accomplishment yay far! never hang thou head in sorro, for a new day shal dawn upon the snow of freestyleness, the rail of styleness and thay kiker of hangtimeness... thou shal stand tall and recover from the bails of unfortionness!
For anybody that's dropes in to the pipe for thou first time, I salute you. Anybody that sticks thou stylish tricks, We salute you.
For we happy few, we Band of Brothers, we salute you!
For he that shreds his park with me today shal be my brother!